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• The J.C. Family
• The King
• The Queen
• Princess to amend difficult conflicts. Princess to marry her in cases of national emergency. .
• Princess to solve any problem. Princess for definitive and lasting alliances
• Buffoon of the Eternal happy moments
• Buffoon of the Nocturnal Jokes
• Buffoon of the Daily Laughs
• Asshole
• Silly of Turnip
• Silly of the Balls
• Solemn Stupid
• Patriot of Tin-plate

THE FAMILY OF CHARLES IV

• The family of Charles IV: The King Carlos IV
• The Family of Charles IV: The Queen María Luisa of Parma
• The Family of Charles IV: Godoy
• The family of Charles IV: Pepita Tudo. The lover
• The Family of Charles IV: Goya
• The Family of Charles IV: The Alba Duchess

THE FAMILY OF FELIPE IV

• The family of Felipe IV: Las Meninas y un servidor
• Philip IV of Spain. The King
• Mariana of Austria. The Queen
• The Family of Felipe IV: Infanta Margaret Theresa of Spain with eight years
• The Family of Felipe IV: Infanta Margaret Theresa of Spain with fourteen years
• The Family of Felipe IV: Infanta Margaret Theresa of Spain of mourning, with fifteen years
• The Family of Felipe IV: Count-Duke of Olivares
• The Triumph of Bacchus. "Los Borrachos". Velázquez

SPANISH FAMILY

• The Family
• The Grandfather who never worked in his life and lived on the dole
• The Grandmother who never took off her petticoat in her life
• The Father who spent his whole life playing cards
• The Mother, a saintly woman who had to put up with murder
• The Son who spent his all life preparing for competitive examinations
• The Daughter who was left on the shelf
• The Grandson, a lefty who became a squatter and never had to pay a mortgage
• The Granddaughter, a smart ass who set up a NGO and then kept on sponging off it
• The Sister who got mixed up in politics and so had a cushy job
• The Brother who became a millionnaire by collecting commissions
• The Niece who became a cloistered nun
• The Nephew who enlisted in the Spanish Legion
• The Cousin who spent his life holding up banks
• The Cousin who chose to work as a whore
• The Aunt who married a very wealthy Rajah
• The Uncle who went to Cuba and gladly married money
• The Family of work
• The Family of school

SPAIN IS DIFFERENT

• Spain is Different
• La Mantilla y la Peineta
• El Tablao Flamenco
• The Priest of my people
• Guardia Civil. Spanish Security
• Policy unemployed looking for safe corner
• Unimpeachable politic searching for an unscrupulous party
• Politicians we solve all your problems and especially ours
• Spanish Penitent
• Carmen
• Spanish Team: La Roja

CLASSICS

• Arnolfini Portrait
• Liberty Leading the People
• The Luncheon on the Grass
•The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp
• The Sream

BULLFIGHTERS

• The group of the three Caliphs died in the bed
• The group of the four Caliphs
• The Paseillo
• The lancing third. La Suerte de Varas
• The third of flags. La Suerte de Banderillas
• The third of death. La Suerte de Matar
• Bombita and Gallo
• Bullfighters: Lagartijo
• Bullfighters:Guerrita
• Bullfighters:Machaquito
• Bullfighters:Joselito
• Bullfighters:Sánchez Mejías
• Bullfighters:Manolete
• Bullfighters:Belmonte

BANDITS

• The Group of the Three bandits reprieved by the King
• The seven children of Ecija
• The Veneno and the Barberillo
• Bandits: Perot lo Lladre
• Bandits: Joan de Serrallonga
• Bandits: Diego Corrientes
• Bandits: Jose María "El Tempranillo"
• Bandits: El Lero
• Bandits: Tragabuches
• Bandits: Luis Candelas
• Bandits: El Pernales
• Bandits: Pasos Largos

FLAMENCO SINGERS

• The evening of the three Flamenco singers of the same country
• Seven Flamenco singers for more of fifty sticks
• Flamenco Singers: Juan Breva
• Flamenco Singers: Antonio Chacón
• Flamenco Singers: Manuel Torre
• Flamenco Singers: Manolo Caracol
• Flamenco Singers: Pepe Marchena
• Flamenco Singers: Porrina de Badajoz
• Flamenco Singers: Antonio Mairena
• Flamenco Singers: Juanito Valderrama

THE COPLA

• Estrellita Castro
• Juanita Reina
• Concha Piquer
• Imperio Argentina
• Raquel Meller
• Lola Flores
• Rocío Jurado

BULLS

• Barbudo. It killed Pepe Hillo
• Jocinero. It killed Pepete
• Bailaor. It killed Joselito
• Pocapena. It killed Manuel Granero
• Granadino. It killed Sánchez Mejías
• Islero. It killed Manolete
• Avispado. It killed Paquirri
• Burlero. It killed Yiyo

MADE IN MOROCCO

• I want to have an harem for me and my friends
• I'm here talking with Alí, waiting to Said...
• My friends the Moroccans
• All the women like the Hammam
• The woman of Hammam. The Venus of Casablanca
• The Man of Hammam. The Pacha of Casablanca
• Gym. Room of the Beauty
• Hairdresser's shop. They have made me a special of the number 15
• Odontologist
• Hairdresser's shop for mens
• I was walking around the port of Casablanca, listening the music of Sam
• Odalisca surrounded by tourists on the verge of taking off the seventh veil
• Odalisque of the Poetry
• Odalisque of the Dance
• Odalisque of the Bell Song
• Odalisque of the Music
• Odalisque of the secrets of the harem
• Odalisque of the hidden pleasures of the Sultan

SAINTS AND MARTYRS

APOSTLES

• Pantocrator
• Saint Peter
• Saint Matthew
• Saint Andrew
• Saint Thomas
• Saint Simon the Zealot
• Saint James the Greater
• Saint Bartholomew
• Saint Judas Thaddaeus
• Saint John
• Saint Philip
• Saint James, son of Alphaeus
• Judas Iscariot

MARTYRS

• Saint Lucía
• Saint Lawrence
• Saint Clement
• Saint Bárbara
• Saint Eulalia
• Saint Vicent
• Saint Cecilia
• Saint Pancracio
• Saint Stephen
• Saint Ursula and the eleven thousand virgins
• Saint Agueda
• Saint Sebastian
• Saint Tarsicio
• Saint Inés

THE SKY

• To the Sky go those who have influences...
• Angel to feed the hopes
• Angel to draw and to paint the dreams
• Angel of the cares and the caresses
• Angel for tutelary the passion and the emotions
• Angel Air-Bag for any type of unforeseen
• Angel to protect you at the difficult moments
• Angel to guarantee the happy moments

THE HELL

• To the Hell go those who don't have friends...
• Beelzebub to feed the gluttony for the Fast-Food
• Leviathan to satisfy the envy from those that don't travel to the Caribbean
• Lucifer to inject pride when we watch ourselves in the mirror
• Mammon to reinforce the greed when they raise taxes to us
• Asmodeus to untie the lust of the Saturday night
• Belphegor to stimulate the sloth of Sunday evenings
• Satan to increase the wrath against television garbage

THE RENAISSANCE

• The Renaissance. Federico da Montefeltro. Piero della Francesca
• The Renaissance. Agnolo Doni. Raphael
• The Renaissance.Antonello de Messina. Autoritratto
• The Renaissance. Botticelli. Autoritratto
• The Renaissance. Ritratto di Giovinetto. Lorenzo Lotto
• The Renaissance. Giuliano de Medici. Botticelli
• The Renaissance. Ritratto di Ignoto. Botticelli
• The Renaissance. Ritratto. Giovanni Bellini

THE NUDE

• The Birth of Venus
• The Three Graces
• Adam and Eva
• Venus of the Mirror
• The Nude Maja
• Gabrielle d'Estrées and her sister
• The Misses of Avignon in the morning
• The Misses of Avignon at the end of the day
• The Great Kiss of Saturday

GODDESSES

• Sleeping Venus
• Venus of Urbino
• Venus of Manet. Olympia
• Venus without papers. Venus of the Country house
• Shaved Venus. Venus of the Barceloneta
• Venus of the WebCam

THEY

• I want to be a Minister
• I want to be a Housewife
• I want to be a Nun
• The girl with the pearl earring
• Portrait of a young woman
• They: La Gioconda. Leonardo da Vinci
• They: La Muda. Raphael
• They: Margarita van Eyck. Jan van Eyck
• They: Portrait of Woman. Rogier Van der Weyden

THE CINEMA

• Tarzan, the ape man
• King Kong
• Gone with the wind
• Casablanca
• Arthur, the king of hard porn
• Singin' in the rain
• The Bride of Frankenstein

THE CIRCUS

•The Woman of the Launcher of Knives
• The Swallow of Swords
• The Lifter of Weights
• The Bearded Woman
• The Dwarves of the Balls

THE MUSIC

•The Violin
• The Violoncello
• The Contrabass
• The Guitar
• The Clarinet
• The Bass Clarinet
• The Bassoon
• The Oboe
• The Saxophone
• The Valve Trombone
• The Flute
• The Horn
• The Trumpet
• The Tuba
• The Harp
• The Piano
• The Drum Kit
• The Timpani
• The Singer
• The Director
• Violins
• ...And Trumpets

LANDSCAPES

CITYS

• I'm from Jaén
• Beaches in Barcelona
• Rio de Janeiro. Cidade Maravilhosa
• I was walking around the port of Casablanca
• Roma, citta aperta
• I Love Barcelona
• Burgos no te dejará frío
• I am going to New York

URBAN LANDSCAPES

• We go away of holidays
• We go away to a desert island
• Landscape VII
• Landscape VIIII
• Landscape IX
• Landscape X

LANDSCAPES WITHOUT URBANIZING

• Landscape I
• Landscape II
• Landscape III
• Landscape IV
• Landscape V
• Landscape VI
• Landscape with couples
• Landscape with seven pregnant

MY FAMILY

•I'm always thinking in my things
• My Mother
• My girlfriend doesn't love me
• My mother loves me
• All the dreams are possible if you are with me
• I want that you buy a bicycle to me like yours
• I want that you buy a car to me like yours
• My Family: Wanted
• We like to read before making the love
• All the dreams are possible if you are with me II
• The days are too long without you
• My woman goes to the gym twice a week
• My wife and I
• My cousin "la Pedorra"
• My cousin "la Petarda"
• My cousin "la Plasta"
• My cousin "la Pendona"
• My cousin "la Pija"
• Los Kapullos de mis primos buscan novia desesperadamente
• Las Kachondas de mis primas buscan hombres bien dotados

MY FRIENDS

• The unpresentable of my neigheborhood
• My better friends, my son, my woman, I and a stranger
• Three Friends of the childhood
• Three Friends from the last summer
• My better friends, my son and I
• Who is the lady's man who pays the account
• Goodbye Cocoons

MY SPIRITS

• All are happy I
• All are happy II
• All are happy III
• The Books put me hot
• Single Man
• Single Woman
• I've been 40 years thinking about what the pussy I want
• I've been 40 years thinking who the pussy I am
• We all look for the passion

GRANDPARENTS

• The Grandmother who found a boyfriend through the Internet
• The Grandfather who went round the world with the Senior Citizens Travel Agency
• The Grandmother who split her sides laughing every time her pension was increased
• The Grandfather who liked to talk about his past adventures
• My grandparents
• The grandparents of my woman
• My friends the grandads

• Exemplary lives: I'm until the balls
• Exemplary lives: I'm until the pussy
• Goodbye Cocoon
• Goodbye Cocoon

DISAPPEARED

• Disappeared when they said to him that he had to learn another code of another card
• Disappeared when they named him president of the stairs
• Disappeared when they invited him to a food of ex-students of a Jesuits school
• Disappeared by own decision in the best moment of its life
• Disappeared in the consultation of a clairvoyant. His future was like his present
• Disappeared because he didn't have anyone to give a branch of flowers.
• Disappeared in the Bridge of the Purest the life to be glad
• Disappeared in the Bridge of Easter to fulfill a dream
• Disappeared in the Bridge of 1st of May because she was fed up and her heart requested it

REFLECTIONS

• I'm one cocoon: I look for the Paradise
• I'm totally idiot, I look for the Passion
• I'm the wafer
• I'm a master
• I'm a cock
• I'm the Bible in verse
• I'm a very special type
• I'm a gangue
• I'm a Crack
• I'm going to break

SEEKERS

• I look for a Dream
• I'm not your Mother
• I look for the Paradise
• I'm not your maid
• I Dream with the weekend
• I don't want to dream single
• I want to be bad
• I want to laugh with you
• I don't know if I'm a cocoon
• I don't want to put me nervous
• I'm not your dream
• I'm not your father

TRIPS AND DREAMS

LARGE MOUTH

• Large mouths of the excuses
• Large mouths of the Solutions
• Large mouths of the Projects
• Large mouths of the End of the Year
• Large mouths of the botched jobs
• Large mouths of the Promises

FORTUNE-TELLING

• Vidente Manolo
• La Bola de Puri
• La Carta Astral de Josemi
• El Tarot de Toñi

GHOST

•The Divine Dali
• The Divine Gala
• Ghost II
• Ghost IV
• Ghost VII
• Ghost VIII

BRONZE SCULPTURES

• Bronze: Buffoon of the Eternal happy moments
• Bronze: Buffoon of the Nocturnal Jokes
• Bronze: Buffoon of the Daily Laughs
• Man
• Woman
• Man Great Neck
• Woman Great Neck
• Man of the Third Millenium
• Woman of the Third Millenium
• Fossil head I
• Fossil head II
• Fossil head III
• Fossil head IV
• Fossil head V
• Fossil head VI
• Fossil head VII
• Fossil head VIII

WOOD SCULPTURES

• Wood: Bobo Dioulaso Monster
• Wood: Bandiagara Monster
• Wood: San Man
• Wood: Bamako Man
• Wood. Bamaño Woman
• Wood: Man with beard
• Wood: Brain woman with white body
• Wood: Brain Woman
• Wood: "T" Man
• Wood: Very high P.I.C. Man
• Wood: Pseudomeningocele Woman
• Wood: Man
• Wood: Woman
• Wood: Warrior
• Wood: Warrior
• Wood: The employee of the year

• TEXT THE FAMILY OF JUAN CARLOS I
• TEXT SOLEMN STUPID - PATRIOT
• TEXT THE FAMILY OF CHARLES IV
• TEXT THE FAMILY
• TEXT MADE IN SPAIN
• TEXT MOROCCO
• TEXT SAINTS AND MARTYRS
• TEXT GODDESSES
• TEXT THEY
• TEXT MEDIEVAL BESTIARY
• TEXT DON QUIXOTE